The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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