and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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