Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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