This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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