I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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