I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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