Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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