You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it hurts more in the daytime
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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