My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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