But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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