similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she peed on how many people?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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