yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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