is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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