Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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