dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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