i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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