The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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