is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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