Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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