I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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