STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm drive I can fine osifer
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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