these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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