why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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