Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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