If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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