so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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