You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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