i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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