So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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