i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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