love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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