So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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