Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My vagina is very pro this idea
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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