so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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