So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Randomize
