I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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