he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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