Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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