I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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