She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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