I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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