My hand turned me down
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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