Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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