i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
