question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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