She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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