I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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