It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We talked him into tasing himself.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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