im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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