From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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