My brain says no but my pants say off.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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