I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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