Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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