and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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