Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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