i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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