Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize